bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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