My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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