I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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