This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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