Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
