I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
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i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
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I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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