Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
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He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
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I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
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