If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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