U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
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I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
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Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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