So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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