do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
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I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
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Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie