This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.