I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Randomize
