WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
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and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
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I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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