Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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