He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
