She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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