You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
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She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
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Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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