I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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