We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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