She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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