This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
he was CRYING into my vagina
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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