Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
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Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
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The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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