I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
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probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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