My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
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mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
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I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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