You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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