hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
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