Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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