Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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