At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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