My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
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I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
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Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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