Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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