i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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