Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
as a side note pls kill me
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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