you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
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How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
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It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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