so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
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