Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
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There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
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He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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