Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
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the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
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The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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