K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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