3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
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i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
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There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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