She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
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they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
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It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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