You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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