Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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