The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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