i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
she smelled like a LAN party
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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