Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
May the power of my ass compel you!!
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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