I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
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Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
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Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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