There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I understand Curling. That high.
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Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
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Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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