Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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