Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(605): View more from South Dakota

was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Hawaiian shirts and no dignity

(1-908): View more from New Jersey

We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.

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(804): View more from Virginia

you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning

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(204): View more from Manitoba

this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.

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(425): View more from Washington

Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?

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(513): View more from Ohio

apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."

(401): View more from Rhode Island

I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.

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(361): View more from Texas

Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.

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(716): View more from New York

Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.

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