That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
A Guy Sent A Woman What May Be The Craziest Breakup Text Ever
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
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Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.