hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
would you consider him our boss?
then technically i slept with our boss
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
25 True Facts That Sound Fake AF
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
27 Hairstyles That Always Come With A Matching Personality
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.