i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
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All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
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This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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