Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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