guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Randomize
