You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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