i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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